Do You Have Pre-2012 Onion Issues?

>Certain issues of The Onion newspaper are mysteriously missing from our 270-year archive, and you might be able to help us recover them.

I was excited that I may have been able to help, but I just have issues from volumes 36 and 37... Perhaps this is for the best, as it would have deeply fed my pack rat tendencies.

libraries sadly have to destroy old archives all the time

but it's not like a lost Doctor Who episode, it will show up eventually

meanwhile they can keep eerily predicting dystopia like the government televising executions for entertainment a year before it happens

Did somebody steal these magazines or are they just being overly dramatic?

Should have posted the direct link with more details about what they are looking for and how to help.

That's here: https://theonion.com/archivehunt/

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